Princeton Purity Score

Princeton Purity Test

The first-ever Princeton Purity Test, for students to talk about on their drunk walk back from the Street.

Check every item you've done. Your purity score will be calculated at the end.

Have you ever...

1. Cheated in COS 126?

2. Had a 'Study Group' group chat?

3. 'Kinda' followed Honor Code while taking a take-home final?

4. Honor Coded?

5. Gotten a D or F in a class you PDF'd?

6. Straight up failed a class?

7. Asked for an extension due to 'family circumstances'?

8. Used ChatGPT for a paper that was due in under 24 hours?

9. Pre-gamed a lecture, precept, or exam?

10. Called in 'sick' to precept due to a hangover?

11. Arrived stoned to stars for stoners?

12. Called out for weed smell by RCA?

13. Received an RCA noise complaint?

14. Hosted a dorm party or pre-game?

15. Drunkenly trashed your roommate's stuff?

16. Got a knock on the door from P Safe?

17. Played die or pong on a dorm courtyard?

18. Snuck onto a roof or fire escape?

19. Stolen furniture from a Res College?

20. Used an ungodly amount of (hidden) extension cords?

21. Kept your door taped for an entire semester?

22. Didn't pay the $75 for not returning a temporary prox?

23. Stole someone's scooter or bike?

24. Hit someone on your scooter?

25. Received a parking ticket from the City of Princeton?

26. Explored the underground steam tunnels?

27. Worshiped at the Danny DeVito Shrine?

28. Taken a shot in Firestone?

29. Skinny dipped in Lake Carnegie?

30. Competed in Nude Olympics (or other nude activities post-1999)?

31. Hooked up with one of your Zees and/or RCA?

32. OA, CA, or DDA hookup?

33. Had a two man in the same room?

34. Hooked up with another student that you met via a dating app?

35. Gotten with two or more athletes from the same team?

36. Hooked up with a pre frosh?

37. Gotten sexiled to the common room?

38. Hooked up in an eating club?

39. Hooked up in an academic building?

40. Slept with your professor or preceptor?

41. Slid into another student's DMs?

42. Subtweeted another student on Instagram, Fizz, Twitter, etc.?

43. Had to delete something rowdy from your public story?

44. Had to delete something even rowdier from your private story?

45. Rushed a frat or sorority?

46. Accepted a bid from a frat or sorority?

47. Hazed a pledge?

48. Put on probation due to involvement with a fraternity?

49. Attended a frat pre-game as a freshman?

50. Went to frosh week as a freshman?

51. Completed the Prospect 12?

52. Completed a Newman's day?

53. Eaten at an eating club without meal swapping?

54. Went to the street baked?

55. Snuck into an eating club?

56. Snuck an out-of-towner into an eating club?

57. Prox swapped or passed back successfully?

58. Smuggled liquor or drugs into an eating club?

59. Left an empty bottle or cup on Prospect?

60. Gone out 3 straight nights?

61. Waited longer than 30 minutes in line for an eating club?

62. Went through a member's entrance as a non-member?

63. Blacked out at an eating club formal?

64. Been kicked out of an eating club?

65. Drank the bitch cup?

66. Lost all recollection of your initiation to an eating club?

67. Red carded someone?

68. Tanked someone's bicker score or discussion?

69. ?

70. Been blacklisted by an eating club?

71. Snuck onto the Cottage balcony?

72. Gotten into Colonial without reading the liability statement?

73. Made out with a freshman at Charter Friday?

74. Wore practically nothing to Capmandu?

75. Did hard drugs at Ivy?

76. Smoked a joint on the terrace at Terrace?

77. Eye fucked someone at TI?

78. Threw beer at Cloister?

79. Pissed in the beer at Cloister?

80. Consumed copious amounts of hard liquor at Quad?

81. Witnessed a Tower scandal?

82. Lied about being on a team to someone at Cannon?

83. Post gamed at Terrace?

84. Hooked up in Campus Club?

85. Stolen someone's jacket at a club?

86. Been McCosh'd?

87. Been PMC'd?

88. Ignored someone who needed to be McCosh'd?

89. Taken TigerTransit drunk to Prospect?

90. Drunkely screamed at a P Safe officer?

91. Stolen food at late meal?

92. Stolen food from Wawa or the U Store?

93. Rode home drunk on a bike or scooter?

94. Thrown up in a water fountain?

95. Passed out in a communal bathroom?

96. Pre-gamed before 9 a.m. for Lawn Parties?

97. Visited every eating club during Lawn Parties?

98. Only mumbles along to Old Nassau at Reunions?

99. Worked Reunions hammered?

100. Hooked up with an alum at Reunions?

Residential College (optional):

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Year (optional):

Caution: This is not a bucket list. Completing this test might get you McCoshed and PMC'd pretty hard.

Based on the Rice Purity Test. Made for Princeton students, by Princeton students. Not affiliated with Princeton University.